PLUS: A $188M crypto debt deal scrambles after liquidations, Coinbase starts reporting to the IRS, stablecoin talks inch forward in D.C., and crypto billionaires feel the drawdown.
PLUS: White House mediation talks, the CLARITY Act on the brink, banks push back on yield, Binance’s USD1 dominance raises eyebrows, Bitcoin outflows slow, XRP sees inflows, and Gen Z finance meets Ethereum via MrBeast.
PLUS: $660B in AI capex spooks markets, Big Tech stocks crack, VIX jumps, Bitcoin sinks with tech, miners capitulate, Coinbase and PayPal hit extreme oversold levels, and the Fed stays stuck on hold.
PLUS: Whales distribute, ETFs fail to stop the bleed, Glassnode flashes capitulation, Novogratz and Burry clash on the bottom, stablecoin inflows spike, and Saylor doubles down as sentiment breaks.
PLUS: Banks draw the line on stablecoin yield, AI wipes billions from tech fortunes, regulators soften on prediction markets, agents go on-chain, and Binance gets tested in public.
PLUS: AI is now hiring humans 😳
PLUS: Extreme fear without chaos, ETF investors underwater, crypto stocks slide, banks push back on stablecoins, and why silence has preceded past bottoms.
PLUS: Bitcoin under pressure, no forced liquidations, gold and silver crash, tighter Fed policy looms, Solana experiments with prediction markets, and Moltbook’s AI society spirals into something strange.
PLUS: $3T wiped out in an hour, Bitcoin slips below $82K, metals dump after record highs, stocks buckle, and Binance makes a bold Bitcoin bet.
PLUS: Senate CLARITY markup, CFTC vs SEC turf war, ETH exits exchanges, Trump’s USD1 hits $5B, commodities turn into memes, and two new Cryptopolitan newsletters drop.
2 tons a week. PLUS: tokenized gold dominance, $23B in reserves, XAU₮ whales, USA₮ launch, and why Tether now looks like a private central bank.
Carry trades roar back. PLUS: EM currencies surge, Brazil’s real leads, gold hits records, stablecoins shrink, and crypto waits its turn.