PLUS: $660B in AI capex spooks markets, Big Tech stocks crack, VIX jumps, Bitcoin sinks with tech, miners capitulate, Coinbase and PayPal hit extreme oversold levels, and the Fed stays stuck on hold.
PLUS: Whales distribute, ETFs fail to stop the bleed, Glassnode flashes capitulation, Novogratz and Burry clash on the bottom, stablecoin inflows spike, and Saylor doubles down as sentiment breaks.
PLUS: Banks draw the line on stablecoin yield, AI wipes billions from tech fortunes, regulators soften on prediction markets, agents go on-chain, and Binance gets tested in public.
PLUS: AI is now hiring humans 😳
PLUS: Extreme fear without chaos, ETF investors underwater, crypto stocks slide, banks push back on stablecoins, and why silence has preceded past bottoms.
PLUS: Bitcoin under pressure, no forced liquidations, gold and silver crash, tighter Fed policy looms, Solana experiments with prediction markets, and Moltbook’s AI society spirals into something strange.
PLUS: $3T wiped out in an hour, Bitcoin slips below $82K, metals dump after record highs, stocks buckle, and Binance makes a bold Bitcoin bet.
PLUS: Senate CLARITY markup, CFTC vs SEC turf war, ETH exits exchanges, Trump’s USD1 hits $5B, commodities turn into memes, and two new Cryptopolitan newsletters drop.
2 tons a week. PLUS: tokenized gold dominance, $23B in reserves, XAU₮ whales, USA₮ launch, and why Tether now looks like a private central bank.
Carry trades roar back. PLUS: EM currencies surge, Brazil’s real leads, gold hits records, stablecoins shrink, and crypto waits its turn.
Shutdown odds spike to 78%. PLUS: the CLARITY Act stalls, gold smashes $5K, Bitcoin drops below $86K, and Penguin meme takes over CT
A surprise appearance rewrites the agenda. PLUS: Musk predicts AI outthinking humans by 2027, Larry Fink backs tokenization, gold and silver surge, markets wobble, and crypto braces for regulation.
